Funny and Comical Facebook Statuses

Facebook is the perfect place to poke a bit of fun and crack a few jokes. If you’re posting a status update, why not make it funny by adding some humor? A humorous Facebook status can make your friends smile and instantly lighten the mood. Here are a few funny and comical Facebook statuses to get you started.

•"My life is like a sitcom only without the laughter, good ratings, and recurring characters.”

•"I used to think winning the lottery was impossible. Then I bought a ticket.”

•"Working late? Nah, I’m just sitting at my computer, letting my brain dribble out my ears.”

•"Just when I think I know the answers, they change the questions.“

•"Instead of getting a degree, I’m just trying to raise my GPA to ’cause people listen to me.”

•"Looks like I’m going to have to supernaturalize my life if I want to make it to work on time.”

•"I think it’s time I get a new career. One that doesn’t involve me sitting at my desk all day, playing with my calculator.

•"I’m the kind of person who can’t stop making up excuses.”

•"I’m beginning to think life really is a giant game of ‘Whack-a-Mole’.”

•"Dear Gravity, thanks for keeping me down. Otherwise I’d just be drifting off…”

•"Why don’t you do right? Because somebody else is already doing it!”

There you have it – some hilarious and comical status updates to make your friends laugh on Facebook. Share one today and brighten someone’s day!